Very funny reading on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com!
Does this make me look fat?
The textbook classic. If you’ve never heard this one then you’ve never dated a girl-next-door type a supermodel anyone.
| What you are thinking… |
What you can actually say… |
- Does this suit make me look bald?
- Not to Ray Charles, Jeff Healey or Stevie Wonder.
- It’s a pair of pants, not a reality-reversal field.
- Nonsense, the material is what holds the fat in.
- No, the visible light spectrum makes you look fat.
- Hmmm… let me jog around you a few times to take a look. See you in 20.
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No, of course not.
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You look beautiful.
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It looks beautiful.
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I love you just the way you are. (edited after field testing)
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What I think isn’t as important as loving yourself for who you are. (repealed)
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Let’s have salad for lunch. (repealed)
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